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Crackin' Crabs
words and music by Matt Abell
©2004 All rights reserved
 

I wanna take a ride in your vibratin’ car
Yeah, we all know how horny you are
We’ll make another run for some beer at the bar
You’re cruisin’ with Jesus, but you’ve gone too far

Crackin’ crabs, crackin’ crabs
Sittin’ at the bar, runnin’ up your tab
Checkin’ out those fine ‘n flabby flabs
But you’re too damn old to be crackin’
Crackin’ those crabs

Livin’ like the lord of a rummage sale
Savin’ the seventies from the garbage pail
What some call debris, you call detail
You decorate, you fornicate, you’re playin’ by Braille

Crackin’ crabs, crackin’ crabs
Sittin’ at the bar, runnin’ up your tab
Checkin’ out those fine ‘n flabby flabs
But you’re too damn old to be crackin’
Crackin’ those crabs

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